Sunday, November 30, 2014
So as of late HB and I have been venturing into new territory for us in the bedroom.
Nothing to kinky so far just some spanking and trying out some dirty talk.
Dirty talk is entirely new to us.
HB is one of those guys that very rarely makes any noise during sex or even oral.
The only way I can ever tell if he's getting close to cumming is by his breathing and while blowing him he starts to twitch almost vibrate near the end. During sex I can obviously tell because he either pulls out or I can feel him throb.
I'm very fortunate though that he never wants to sneak attack me and always tells me during oral when he's about to bust. I'm still not totally up with swallowing so I think he does it so I don't gag... too much.
I had tried to be vocal in the past but Ex's long gone told me to shut up and that guys don't want to hear that. SO I clammed up and only moan now.
The first time HB whispered dirty things in my ear I don't think he was even aware that he did it but damn was it HAWT!
When I mentioned it to him the next day he blushed so cutely!
Then he asked me what I wanted him to say! I think I blushed more then him at that point lol
I told him I had no idea what he should say but that I wanted to try it considering I love his voice.
He started laughing immediately telling me about a bit from one of his favorite comedians named John Caparulo. He does a bit about talking dirty to his wife and all he could think to say was "I want you to come inside me" lmao
Well I don't want to hear that!
Thankfully he has come up with some short sentences that do the trick for me. I don't think I could handle it if he tried talking to me like a porn star though or tried calling me names. That wouldn't fly. I know some people get into that though and Hey whatever works! Different stroke for different folks :)
I have finally worked my way up to being able to talk try talking dirty back to him.
BOY was he surprised by that!
I really enjoying teasing him when I know he's right near the end.
So far this has helped add a little flare to our sex life (not that it needed it).
Thursday, June 26, 2014
One of the bigger bedroom hurdles we've encountered was my issue with giving him oral.
I had some bad experiences in the past and had made my mind up that I was never putting another penis in my mouth.
Leap all the way to when the Mister and I get together.
He was ok with my stance and understood.
He never pressured me and life was good until our daughter was born.
Then my lady bits were traumatized and were put out of commission by her big noggin.
I then had to explore some new avenues of intimacy because even though sex was out I still wanted to connect with him on that level.
I started with a hand-job that just felt awkward and then I freaked when cum go on my hand.
Bless his heart the Mister took it in stride and did his best to not feel hurt by my reaction. (though I know he was a little)
So I steadily worked on getting comfortable with the hand-job and his special sauce that way.
One time he surprised me with his orgasm and like a total moron I tried to stopper it with my thumb! lmao total FAIL and it kinda blue balled him. Oops!
It took me almost a year which isn't too bad considering we had a wee one that seemed to possess nookie radar.
There for a little while we were just perfecting the art of a quickie during nap time and sometimes that was cut short.
I finally felt ready to take the next step and put him in my mouth.
I am blessed with a hardly any gag reflex so that's fortunate.
I discovered that having him in my mouth wasn't too bad and once I learned I could make him twitch with pleasure I felt empowered!
I would suck on him for a while and then use my hand to finish him off.
FINALLY after much patience on the Misters part I decided last summer to try keeping him in my mouth when he came.
I'm a nerd so I researched the bejeezus out of it lmao
I watched videos, I read articles, even asked friends for pointers on what to expect.
I even bought a book! Fabulously titled Tickle his Pickle ;)
My first attempt was a DISASTER!
He warned me when he was getting close and I froze... TWICE!
Finally I gathered my nerve and forged ahead because I really didn't want to blue ball him and...
I GAGGED and made a noise like a cat with a hairball.
UGH it tasted AWFUL! Like pool water or bleach O.o
Not what I was expecting at all.
We have discovered that eating pineapple does improve the taste some but I still haven't worked up the courage to swallow just yet
Saturday, May 31, 2014
So I recently have discovered the golden key to getting my husband to go shopping wherever I want without bitching or trying to rush me.
Its like the holy freaking grail and I can't believe how long it took me to figure it out.
We've been together 6 years and I've only mastered this in the past year.
I will admit that some of that is my fault.
The Holy Grail is to give him oral first.
Apparently if I blow him before shopping he will happily go wherever I pick lol
I had some hangups about blowing him though it was no fault of his.
I had a couple ex's before him that used to pressure me something awful to blow them and then when I would finally cave they would try to treat me like the men do in porn.
Purposely gagging me, pulling my hair, grabbing my head to try and like face fuck me. Looking back on the way they treated me it was obvious our relationship was doomed.
I should have bit them.
Completely turned me off to the idea of EVER having another penis in my mouth.
I had to work my way up to doing oral on him after those past experiences.
Thankfully the Mister was very understanding and did his best to be patient with me as I conquered my issues.
Now that I have gotten over all that I almost kicking myself for not doing it sooner lmao
We also do a thing called the blow job bank where I owe him a BJ if he does something for me that I really don't want to do like cleaning out the refrigerator, dealing with my mother when she hounds me on the phone all day, making a midnight run for milkshakes etc.
I heard a comedian mention something similar to this where his wife puts a blow job in the bank every time he does something nice around the house.
I call shenanigans on that one.
There is no way I am going to owe the Mister a BJ for taking out the garbage or putting away the dishes.
That is shit he should already be helping with.
Plus if Mister got a BJ for that kind of stuff I would owe him SOOOO many my jaw would drop off.
Also if you're going to do a BJ Bank type thing don't have more black out dates then an air service when you're trying to redeem miles.
That's just not fair PLUS it makes you come across as a ingrate.
I know its not for everyone and just because it works for us doesn't mean that it'll fit in your relationship.